Whats a girl in today's world supposed to do in the hopeless eternal search for love? Against my own will, I decided to give this guy Kevin a chance tonight, go for a nice drive he says and get a frosty from the Wendy's drive-thru. He pics me up and tells me that I am very pretty, beautiful even, likely whatever he thinks I want to hear in order to get me in to bed with him.
The chase was on, and to be honest, all this simple city girl wanted was a guy who would talk with her, like a real person, and she wanted her Wendy's chocolate Frosty.
Sometimes a girl just gets a craving, like an itch that can not be scratched until its in her hands. One of the secret reasons of why we lose control and become satan's daughter in 0-60mph...
So take it from me guys out there in the world and wherever else this blog might reach. If your girl is getting testy, it could be as simple as a Wendy's Chocolate Frosty, or as big as an earth quake, but... Its up to you to decide which it might be.
Kevin said yes to the Frosty and then drove right past Wendy's, he thought he could just get some instead, and so he parks us at the beach. "Lay your seat back" he tells me, trying to be smooth, I know where this is going, then he tells me that we can do it how I like it, and that I can have anything I want "Except Wendy's"...
Motha Fu*%er!!!
I told him that my house would be so much nicer and far less hear score, mostly because I didnt feel like getting trapped at the beach after midnight, having to walk home afterward. And so he began driving me home, missing Wendy's yet again... Oh well...
And when he pulled up to my house, I looked at him and said "Have a good night" ;) He was far less than impressed, but I'm just a girl, not a vending machine for pleasure. Its all about give a little, take a little, and this girl wasn't givin anything away tonight, the boy didn't even get her the one simple thing she wanted in the 1st place.
Her Wendy's...
Thank you for listening, my lovelies :)
Love always,
Katie. C.
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